Thursday, October 18, 2007

Walking down Sesame Street...er, Memory Lane

I RECENTLY got sent this link - http://www.telewatcher.com/Telewatching/10-Sesame-Street-Scenes-I-Miss-the-Most---.51180 - and it brought back a lot of fond memories of my childhood in the 70s watching Sesame Street.

This was back when the show was cool. Y'know, before fucking Elmo came along...before the other cast membes found out Mr Snuffleuffagus wasn't just Big Bird's imaginary friend...and before they ditched most of their classic early cartoons from the 60s and early 70s.
Damn, I miss the good old days of Sesame Street. I miss
* That cartoon where they sing about "Ten banana squirts and 10 cans of black-eyed peas..."
* That cartoon about the letter S where a guy nearly gets run over by a sled, subway and other "s" words till he screams, "Stop!"
* The underlying sexual tension between deaf Linda and Bob (or was it Luis?)
* Jim Henson's original voice for Kermit
* The Muppets singing Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (only ever saw it once - maybe the show voluntarily pulled it off air due to its drug links?)
* Kids painting on glass panels - that always looked so fuckin' cool, even though the kids couldn't paint for shit
* The yellow-haired yahoo cartoon
And so on and so forth. A lot of this stuff can be found on youtube.com, but I'm damned if I can find the "Stop/letter S" cartoon. I loved that 'toon...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

REVIEW: Rockmelon KitKat


ANOTHER winner from the Land Of The Rising Sun - Helen and I both gave this delicately flavoured chocolate bar two hearty thumbs up.

And I'm NOT EVEN A FAN OF ROCKMELON!

Yet, somehow, the flavour works in this KitKat. Amazing!

I'm not a big fan of PETA (goddamn hippies)...


...BUT I lurve their ads, especially when this one, featuring the lovely Lucy Davis from the UK version of The Office. Very BEAR-able indeed. Hahahaha.........erm, sorry.

REVIEW: Marvel Adventures: The Avengers & Agents of Atlas


I HAVE to say, I'm becoming a big fan of the Marvel Adventures line, particularly The Avengers. In case you didn't know, it's all ages title, which should be the kiss of death for a grown-up comics fan like myself, but it isn't.

So there's no dark'n'cynical storylines, anguished anti-heroes and violent deaths. Instead, what readers get are quirky, interesting plots that get resolved by the end of each issue and, best of all, no dangling sub-plots.

When it comes to Marvel Adventures: The Avengers, I buy the pocket-sized collections, which are cheap and easy to read in one toilet sitting. They've all been pretty enjoyable.

Vol. 1: Heroes Assembled (#1-4)
Written by Jeff Parker and illustrated by Manuel Garcia
VILLAINS: Ultron, The Leader & The Abomination, Baron Zemo, The Masters Of Evil

What I enjoy about the line-up in The Avengers is there's no filler - all the big guns are here: Captain America, Storm, Hulk, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Wolverine and newcomer Giant-Girl (who's new, but is a powerful player).

The first three episodes were shaky (a tad too much moralising at the end of each story, but had improved greatly by the concluding chapter, where the group's captured by the bickering Masters Of Evil (Ultron, The Leader, The Abomination and Baron Zemo), who basically then fight among themselves while The Avengers look on in bemusement.

Vol. 2: Mischief (#5-8)
Written by Tony Bedard and illustrated by Shannon Gallant
VILLAINS: Loki, The Wrecker, The U-Foes, The Juggernaut

The title really hits its stride in this volume with Bedard combining the right amount of action and humour. #5 introduces the Norse God Of Mischief, Loki, who creates The Wrecker. Next comes The U-Foes and The Juggernaut. By the concluding chapter, all the bad guys have united to attack The Avengers' home base.

Vol. 3: Bizarre Adventures (#9-12)
Written by Jeff Parker and illustrated by Juan Santacruz

VILLAINS: Too many to count

Easily my fave volume to date - there's some really funny, quirky stuff here. #9 is the best issue so far, introducing M.O.D.O.C. with guest appearance by Attuma, The Leader and The Abomination. The premise of the tale is: what would happen if The Avengers became mini-MO.D.O.C.s? Why, they'd reinvent themselves as the M.O.D.Avengers, a slightly more ruthless version of the team (as Attuma quickly discovers when they easily defeat his invading forces, then INVADE his underworld empire...much to his dismay).

#10 features Morgan Le Fay and The Black Knight (probably the only mediocre story of the four), followed by wacky installments starring Sons Of The Serpent (with guest appearance by IT, The Living Colossus) and Ego The Living Planet.

Right now, this is one of the best ongoing titles Marvel's producing - it blows away all that Civil War/World War Hulk shit the company's churning out.

On a related note, I'm also a big nerdy geek for the 1950s Avengers (as first seen in the classic What If…? Vol. 1 No. 9, back in the 70s), starring a bunch of classic pre-Marvel superheroes (plus retro-hero 3D Man).

I didn’t pick up the Agents Of Atlas miniseries last year (written by Jeff Parker and illustrated by Leonard Kirk) - a reinvention of the 50s Avengers - mainly ’cos they dropped 3D Man from its continuity. Boooo.

However, curiosity got the better of me and I picked up the hardcover collection recently. Surprise, surprise…I enjoyed it a lot. Not a lot of action to be had, but still a heckuva lot of good-natured, light-hearted thrills. Although I still miss 3D Man.So, it was no surprise that I bought Marvel Adventures Giant-Size The Avengers #1 (with the What If…? #9 Jack Kirby pastiche cover) when I learned Agents Of Atlas were the guest stars.

Written by Parker and illustrated by Kirk, this ish sees The Avengers meet the 50s version of the “reimagined” team (plus Ultron again). Kinda okay, but not a patch on the regular series. Still, I'll never say no to more 50s Avengers...er, Agents Of Atlas.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Like Guido Crepax?

THEN buy the furniture (below).

Thursday, October 04, 2007

"God?.........no God"


AT ONE point during the wet-your-pants fright flick 30 Days Of Night, head vampire Marlow (Danny Huston) mocks a praying victim. “God?” he murmurs, looking to the sky. “No God.”
He’s wrong, of course. There is a God and his name is Dave freakin’ Slade.
The director of the impressive Hard Candy has faithfully adapted the stunning graphic novel by Steve Niles and Aussie’s own Ben Templesmith.
Unlike many other similar adaptations, Slade hasn’t sacrificed the mind-numbing terror of the source material.
The end result is a ferocious, bleak horror movie that doesn’t necessarily promise a happy ending.
The sun sets for 30 days during winter in far-north Alaska, leaving the inhabitants of Barrow cut off from the rest of the world in utter darkness. This year, a band of vampires (looking like Eastern European Goths with piranha teeth) decide to take advantage of the month-long night to invade the town and enjoy an all-you-can-eat human buffet.
As the body count rapidly rises, Barrow’s sheriff Eben (Josh Harnett) and his ex-missus Stella (Aussie Melissa George) try to lead a fightback to end the carnage.

Melissa George
But can a rag-tag bunch of half-frozen survivors overcome a bloodthirsty gang of super-strong monsters?
Unlike most vampire films, this one WILL scare you.

30 Days Of Night opens in Australian cinemas next month.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Oh, the agony...

WELL, my mum will be happy at least. The Geelong Cats annihilated my second-favourite team, Port Power, by 119 points in Saturday's AFL grand final in Melbourne.

It was a record win, so I guess it's some comfort for Choco's boys that they've made Aussie Rules history...albeit in a really horrible way.

In fact, Port are probably in the record books now for a whole bunch of reasons after this shellacking.

Final score:
GEELONG 24-19 (163)
PORT 6-8 (44)

Ya gotta laugh, I suppose.